Egg Kevin's House Endings Ranked
Story payoff versus chores, after you know the knife fork.
This list ranks Egg Kevin’s House story boards, not Roblox rarity. How to trigger each row is on all endings. How to walk the nights is on the walkthrough. If you want badge effort instead, open badges ranked.
Spoilers from here down.
S — the files that change the map
??? — Five fragments, save Billy, spare Kevin. Steven’s locked room is the only sequel hook TinyTales shipped. The chores are real (ridge crow, fridge, dream tree, TV, box). The image at the end is the one players still argue about in 2026. Guide: secret ending. Character: Steven.
Future Firefighter — Margaret lives. Kevin never becomes the basement voice. The QTE is the whole mechanic, and it is enough. It also deletes the adult plot, so you must play other files anyway. Guide: Future Firefighter.
A — strongest basement writing
Pacifist — The intended “I still knew him” conversation. Billy hates your mercy. Sirens. This is the board ??? piggybacks. If you only play one basement file, play this one. Setup: getting started.
Rescued — You did not egg, you failed to leave, Kevin drags you to Nurse Adams and tapes an explanation. It is the only board where adult Kevin is almost gentle. It requires you to understand the help flag. Easy to confuse with Perished.
B — clear moral forks
Team Billy — Knife as justice. Billy gets the last word. Useful if you want Billy as the remaining friend and Kevin gone.
Team Kevin — You walk with the arsonist. Billy burns. Uncomfortable on purpose. Good character study, bad comfort watch.
Inadvertent Hero — Rock to Billy, plot cancelled. Funny, tiny, and required for 100%. Low story minutes, high “I did the smart thing in 2003” energy. Excluded from Speedrunner, which is a ranking point in its favor as a palette cleanser, not a timed trial.
C — necessary but thin
Warmonger — Leave Billy, knife Kevin, stare at the wreckage. The line is memorable. The scene is short. Play it once for the badge and the status card, then stop using it as your personality.
Perished — You die because you were in on the eggs and you stayed in the fire. It closes a logic gate for Rescued. As a story, it is a fade to black.
What we left off the letters
Silence and Speedrunner are not endings. They ride on top of boards. Rank those on the badge list.
How to climb this list without burning out
- Pacifist talking file.
- ??? on a second basement file.
- Firefighter on a fresh prologue.
- Inadvertent Hero.
- Team forks and Warmonger in whatever order your knife hand likes.
- Rescued then Perished to lock the help-flag lesson.
Tick them on the ending path tool. Official chatter: Discord. Do not wait for a code drop to “unlock S tier” — codes are empty.
The embedded compilation is a real all-endings upload. Use it to compare tone; use the letters above to decide which file you personally replay.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers for endings, badges, and first-run choices.
Why is Warmonger not S if the badge is insane rarity?
Rarity tracks how few people pick the cruel fork. The scene is short. We rank writing, not inventory flex. See badge tiers for rarity.
Is Future Firefighter overrated?
If you came for adult Kevin, yes — it removes him. If you came to save Margaret, it is the only board that does. Keep both S and play twice.
Where is the matrix?
Tables and help-flag notes live on all endings, not on this opinion list.
Does ??? count as Pacifist?
The card can print Pacifist while still awarding ???. You still need fragments. Details: secret ending.