Egg Kevin's House Tier Lists
Subjective ranks for boards and badges after you have seen the candle.
Egg Kevin’s House has no units, no pets, and no PvP ladder. A tier list still helps because players ask “which ending is worth my next file” and “which badge is actually rare.” This hub points at two lists: endings ranked and badges ranked. Both are editorial. TinyTales did not publish an official S-tier. Roblox rarity percentages measure how many people clicked a fork, not how well the scene is written.
How we rank (and how we do not)
We weigh:
- Story information. Does the board teach you something new about Kevin, Billy, Sam, or Steven?
- Agency. Did your click change the fire, the knife, or Margaret?
- Time. Inadvertent Hero is short on purpose. ??? is a scavenger hunt on purpose.
- Replay value. Silence and Speedrunner are modifiers, not plots.
We do not weigh:
- Robux spent (the game is free).
- Scripted clears (scripts are the wrong tool).
- YouTube like counts. A 693k playthrough can still skip fragments.
If you have not finished one file, stop and read getting started plus the walkthrough. Tiers spoil boards. That is the point of a tier page, but it is a poor first session.
Endings versus badges
An ending is a status card. A badge is a Roblox inventory item. Pacifist is both. Silence is only a badge. Future Firefighter is both, and it deletes the rest of the adult plot, so it ranks differently on the two lists. Use all endings for the matrix and all badges for the collector order. Use this hub when you are choosing what to feel next, not how to press the key.
??? is the usual argument. High unique information (Steven’s door), high chores (five fragments). We put that debate on the endings list rather than pretending it is a combat matchup.
Related tools
Tick boxes on the ending path tool while you climb the lists. Patch context: changelog. Official links: wiki. Codes will not change a tier: codes.
Sibling pages in this category exist so the dropdown is not a single vague “Tier List” click. Rank boards on one page, awards on the other, and argue in comments if you want Margaret’s QTE in S and the Warmonger graveyard in D. We will not auto-sort by rarity.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers for endings, badges, and first-run choices.
Is this an official TinyTales ranking?
No. Fan editorial. Play the files using all endings and then disagree with the endings list.
Should I rank by Roblox badge rarity?
Not primarily. Warmonger is "insane" because few people knife everyone, not because the QTE is hard. See badge tiers.
Do scripts change tiers?
They should not. Injecting is unsafe and bans are not a patch note. See executor safety.
Where do I go after the lists?
The ending path tool and the badge guide turn ranks back into clicks.